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cokeflow:

im so mentally tired

ultrafacts:

1. The true mark of maturity is when somebody hurts you and you try to understand their situation instead of trying to hurt them back.

2. Cant get a splinter out? Apply a paste of baking soda & water, then wait for the splinter to pop out of the skin.

3. If you want to…

safaribrowser:

get your game ondrive safe

safaribrowser:

get your game on
drive safe

sibiet:

i actually like asshole couples best like the couples that pick on each other so much and call each other names but it’s okay because you know they’re actually totally in love and none of it is meant in a mean way and every insult is punctuated by a sweet comment to remind the other how much they actually adore them and i’m sorry but there isn’t anything cuter ok

teamrocketing:

*knocks you out with a calculator* bet you weren’t counting on that

homwrecker:

when girls sneeze theyre vaginas clench up so now every time a girl sneezes im like i know what ur vagina just did

nayx:

this is so illegal.  we’re going to get in so much trouble.  you cant just steal all the sand from the beach and replace it with bread crumbs

peanutsareforpussies:

sleepyshibe:

what are you doing you dumb animal

making his bread

peanutsareforpussies:

sleepyshibe:

what are you doing you dumb animal

making his bread

littlestfuzzyvalentine:

When I accidentally do this I feel like the worlds worst person.

littlestfuzzyvalentine:

When I accidentally do this I feel like the worlds worst person.

imawanchor:

mizukishippedit:

imawanchor:

i don’t really have a personality it’s just sort of like

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brokes face, lol

yeah broke is my favourite character closely followed by smash