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equisollux:

zombiecthulu:

basedkuroko:

my friend is hiding under this bean bag in the library so he doesnt have to go to PE

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the only way you can see him is if you get on the floor behind the bean bag and see the light of his phone

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I bet he’s on Tumblr

I am

jackryanz:

back in 7th grade i was sitting at the lunch tables at school and a 6th grader threw a mini tomatoe at me and my friends and all of her 6th grade friends started laughing and i looked over and saw the girl was holding one of the warrior cat books so i stood up and yelled at her ‘BRAMBLECLAW KILLS HAWKFROST’ and she started crying i felt really bad she was like 1 book away from there

School: no shoulder-revealing shirts
Student: why?
School: you might ferociously anal fist each other in the hallway

officialfrenchtoast:

*holds your hand* 

ha ha how’d that get there

pemsylvania:

Throw yourself a surprise party and yell surprise when everyone else walks in

fluent-in-lesbianism:

MY MOM JUST TOLD ME TO CREMATE HER AND PUT HER ASHES IN AN HOUR GLASS SO THAT EVEN AFTER SHE’S DEAD AND GONE SHE CAN CONTINUE TELLING ME HOW MUCH TIME I’M WASTING.

fistful-of-paintballs:

seeing people hate on a character you can relate to the most

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riyoka:

if u ask me to go to the park and just swing on swings with u there is 98% chance i will say yes and swing for 5 hours do not test me